Still fat :(

(sexy me in my PJ bottoms and John Deere Sweatshirt)

I woke up the first day of 2009 hoping some of my fat had somehow melted away during the night. This seemed like a reasonable hope since I'm all about the comfort when I sleep under me electric blanket next to my lovely wife on our feather bed, you would think that would soothe away a few pounds, unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the case. The sun is coming up and I'm sitting in my office in my boxers drinking coffee, thinking about putting on one of my new John Deere sweat shirts and going for a brisk walk. But it sure looks cold out there.

I will get some exercise but it doesn't look like it's gonna be this very second.

Yea me! Still fat, but have blogged 2 days in a row.

Update!

I exercised for 20 minutes. I jiggled my lard ass up and down the road for 20 minutes. 80% walking 20% jogging. The earth trembled. I coughed and spit. My mp3 player played. 1.8 miles 3228 steps. 21 minutes. My man-boobs jiggled and my back and knees rebelled. I was close enough to Fort AP Hill in Virginia that I'm sure the base recorded unusual seismic activity. My fat ass shadow blocked out the sun. My dog looked at me with excitement thinking we were running for ice cream or Doritos.  I'm sure I didn't lose any of my fat but I think I pissed some of it off a little bit. I'm gonna have to do a lot of smoking to make up for all of the phlem my lungs kicked up, but something is better than nothing.

Yea Me!